With all the billions of research funding that's been funneled into the malodorous gas sector, it's about time somebody solved the problem of untimely flatulence. But this product from Dairiair (I kid you not) doesn't go far enough. The company offers an industrial-strength version for clients with more powerful blast furnaces, but that only helps the sedentary cheese-cutters. A cushion offers no security for the walk down the hall to the mail room or the casual water-cooler chat. What about wind-passers on the go? Until this technology is refined enough to be incorporated directly into undergarments, the gastointestinally challenged will remain ostracized and isolated from society.
Posted by Peter at March 16, 2003 6:34 PMSomeone has in fact developed something like this that goes in your underwear - a husband-and-wife team, one of whom has Crohn's disease (hence the motivation). Naturally I can't remember any more details or where I saw this.
Posted by: Dan Blum on March 16, 2003 7:11 PMI'm going to stop laughing any time now.
Posted by: Stephen Glenn on March 26, 2003 4:20 PMMy husband and I have developed carbonized underwear that have been scientificaly proven to eliminate odors by greater than 99%. Check out GasMedic.com
Posted by: Sharron Huza on February 14, 2007 3:59 PM